Long $JAWN Silvers

Toss THIS JAWN INTO A DEX

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If the dollar is fake, then fish is money.

It’s Philly slang. It’s internet culture. It’s unregulated seafood-backed monetary policy. It's more than a coin, it’s a jawn. A jawn for jawns, by jawns, about jawns.

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Divine Fried Jawn

Divine Fried Jawn

a golden-crusted cathedral of chaos featuring three crispy-battered fillets of flaky cod glory, nestled in a reckless avalanche of lattice-cut waffle fries engineered for crunch-induced enlightenment. Two deep-fried hush puppies sit like orbs of silence, absorbing bearish energy and doubt with each bite, while a deceptively innocent scoop of coleslaw balances the madness with a hint of chilled chaos. The trinity of dipping sauces — crimson despair (ketchup), coward’s gold (mustard), and holy drip (honey mustard) — complete this greasy ritual. It’s not a meal. It’s a full-spectrum fried experience. A sacred pile of battered conviction.

$18.99

The Almighty JAWN Platter

The Almighty JAWN Platter

Seven golden cod filets, stacked like bullish candles ascending toward fryer heaven, lay atop a reckless sprawl of crisped-out fries — a greasy battlefield where hunger meets delusion. To the left, a battalion of hush puppies stands armed and battered, holding the line against all diet-based resistance. A chalice of tartar. Pools of ketchup blood. And shrimp — tempura warriors with tails raised, tossed atop a breadcrumbed altar, flanked by battered scallops like edible oracles. Coleslaw? Yeah, it’s there — an icy, mayonnaise-slicked nod to balance, humility, and pretending this isn’t a cry for help.

$22.75

The Grease Gauntlet

The Grease Gauntlet

One innocent fish sandwich. Three seasoned veterans. No escape. Your main jawn is soft, scared, and sitting center stage — perfectly golden, lightly mayo’d, and questioning every life choice that led to this tray. Behind it? Three dominant fillets with that double-fried confidence. Toasted buns. Zero mercy.

$17.50

The Rules Are Simple:

If it slaps, it’s JAWN.

And if the time is right…
we bid the franchise.

Not financial advice, no promise of return, literally just a long $JAWN coin

***unassociated with Long John Silver's

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I am not a fan of little JAWNs, I much prefer a long JAWN while I consume deep sea fast food for under $5

- ya girl

- Satoshi

First bite had me moaning. Second bite? I straight up busted. On God. THAT Jawn doesn't play.

- Satoshi

In Cod we trust, take me and my abnormally long JAWN to Fishrael

- JAWN HOPKINS

- Bill GATES

I rubbed tartar sauce on my chest then bit into a hush puppy and blacked out.

- Bill GATES

JAWN (NOUN)

something or someone for which the speaker does not know or does not need a specific name.

dictionary.com type shit

HOW TO USE THE WORD "JAWN"

JAWN is interchangeable with any noun, don't over think it
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All's fair in love and jawn.

A jawn a day keeps the doctor away.

i'm finna roll through with at least 10 of them jawns

Speak softly and carry a big jawn.

i wasn't there I was at this other jawn

I got two jawns with me, wya

Meet me at the jawn

You can’t handle the jawn!

Took one bite of that fish sandwich and I jawned on sight.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the jawn.

Say hello to my little jawn.

Mo’ jawns, mo’ problems.

There’s no place like jawn.

I'm about to bust a jawn.